Tara Reid Playboy Nude Pictures. You're Welcome?

So, here's the story behind these Tara Reid nude Playboy pictures. Besides desperately needing any shred of attention she can get to revive her long dead career, Tara is making a big fuss about how it wasn't fair that people made fun of her horribly misshapen fake tits, and has decided to get naked in Playboy to show off her new fake tits in hopes that people will like her again. Nevermind the fact that Playboy Photoshopped her to hell here (and in the process actually made her look kind of attractive), we weren't making of fun of Tara for having a bad boob job. Well, not just that. We were making fun of her for having bad stomache liposuction leaving her belly a saggy waistland, walking around with her disfigured breasts hanging out and not even knowing it, and generally being a complete and utter drunken mess. Hope that clears things up.

( NSFW obviously...mayby NSFL )
HOLY PHOTOSHOP, BATMAN

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Even though it was universally down vs. last week, CBS’ all new line up was way too much for the reduced competition. Survivor: Samoa was down 7% to a 3.9 adults 18-49 rating. CSI fell 10% to a 3.5 rating, and The Mentalist slipped 3% to a 3.5 rating.

NBC’s SNL: A Very Gilly Christmas did surprisingly well, averaging a 3.1 rating from 8-10pm. That’s identical to NBC’s 8-10pm average last Thursday. And since it’s 3.6 rating at 9:30 was better than the typical 30 Rock rating, it may have provided the boost that propelled The Jay Leno Show up 6% from last Thursday to a 1.7 rating.

And I rarely comment on repeat performance, but it’s interesting that Vampire Diaries repeats were quite competitive with both Grey’s Anatomy and Fringe repeats, and better than the average new Melrose Place episode.

In Late-Night Local People Meters Thursday night:
Conan O’Brien (1.2/5 in 18-49 in local people meters) topped CBS’s Late Show (1.0/4) in Nielsen’s 24 local markets with People Meters.
At 12:35 a.m., Jimmy Fallon (0.8/5 in 18-49 in local people meters) beat CBS’s Late Late Show (0.6/4).




Schweddy Balls

I watched the SNL Christmas Special as background noise last night, mostly to catch the classic sketches. What did you watch, ONTD?

TV for December 18, 2009

ABC
Supernanny @ 8pm
20/20 @ 9pm (A report from Jim Avila on the case of fashion designer Anand Jon, who was convicted of sexual assaulting would-be models.)
20/20 @ 10pm ()
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 12:05am (John Krasinski, James Cameron, Mary J. Blige)

NBC
Law & Order @ 8pm R
Dateline NBC @ 9pm (A sea dive in the crystalline waters of the Caribbean turns deadly in a case that involves a popular school headmaster and her husband.)
Jay Leno Show @ 10pm (Glenn Beck, Kate Gosselin)
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien @ 11:35pm (Sam Worthington, animal expert Nigel Marven, Foreigner)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon @ 12:35am (Jude Law, Abby Elliott, Josh Topolsky, Ronnie Spector)
Last Call with Carson Daly @ 1:30am (Snoop Dogg)

FOX
Dollhouse @ 8pm

CBS
Frosty the Snowman @ 8pm
Frosty Returns @ 8:30pm
Medium @ 9pm R
NUMB3RS @ 10pm R
Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm (Tobey Maguire, Tom Dreesen, Alicia Keys)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson @ 12:35am (Judi Dench, Michelle Rodriguez)

CW
Vampire Diaries @ 8pm R
Vampire Diaries @ 9pm R

SCIENCE
How It's Made 6 @ 9pm

IDENTIFICATION DISCOVERY
Living With the Dead @ 10pm

BIOGRAPHY
Biography @ 8pm (Ogre of the Ardennes: Michel Fourniret)
Mobsters @ 10pm

ANIMAL PLANET
Animal Cops: Philadelphia @ 10pm

TLC
Say Yes to the Dress @ 9pm
Say Yes to the Dress @ 9:30pm
Four Weddings @ 10pm (Four brides compete for a dream honeymoon by attending each other's weddings and voting on which one tops the rest. In the series premiere, Nicole tries to impress perfectionist Nadine with her unconventional wedding at a horse racetrack.)

FOOD
24 Hour Restaurant Battle @ 10pm

HGTV
The Unsellables @ 11pm

FLN
Bartender Wars @ 10:30pm

GREEN
Ultimate Power Builders @ 10pm

TRAVEL
Ghost Adventures @ 9pm

SYFY
Sanctuary @ 10pm

TRUTV
Forensic Files @ 10pm

E!
The Soup @ 10pm
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm (Eva Amurri, John Caparulo, Ross Mathews, Perez Hilton) R

SHOWTIME
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union @ 8pm
Tracey Ullman's State of the Union @ 8:30pm

STARZ
Crash @ 10pm

For anyone who's seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can't even look at her. It's almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.

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GOD: Hmm, the voice is nasally and repellent, but something's missing...
JESUS: Jennifer Love Hewitt thighs?
GOD: Perfect! Thank you, son. Now what were you saying?
JESUS: I married that prostitute chick in the Bible.
GOD: The one with the awesome rates?
JESUS: What?
GOD: Nothing.

Sauce

Pssh w/e she's still fiercer than you

     Twilight mania is everywhere these days - even at Jingle Ball 2009! Peter Facinelli made a guest appearance on stage to introduce John Mayer, but good thing he didn't run into 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander who explains his feud with New Moon's Taylor Lautner! So many names, so much drama! Check out the interview exclusives below:

Peter Facinelli talks about how he listens to the "New Moon" soundtrack and more in this exclusive interview:

"30 Rock's" Judah Friedlander has beef with Taylor Lautner. Check out what he has to say here:
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Shane Sparks -- a judge on the MTV show "America's Best Dance Crew" -- has been arrested and charged with 9 counts of child molestation.

The LAPD took Sparks into custody at 8AM PT this morning on a felony warrant charging him with molestation.

The alleged incidents began occurring in 1994. According to the criminal complaint Shane allegedly committed the crimes of lewd acts upon a child -- all felonies.

The criminal complaint -- filed by the L.A. County District Attorney's office -- lists 9 incidents of alleged molestation with an underage girl.

The lewd acts include oral copulation and other acts "with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions, and sexual desires of the defendant, who was at least 10 years older than [the victim]."

Sparks -- who was also a choreographer on "So You Think You Can Dance" -- is being held on $590,000 bail.

Sparks is the second person from "So You Think You Can Dance" who's been in trouble with the law -- earlier this year his co-star Alex Da Silva was charged with rape.

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Talks about:
-Not owning a television because she got addicted to it
-Working at McDonalds for 4 years
-Learning Italian for her first movie
-Visiting a sex shop in England
-Buying butthole shaped chocolates for the Sherlock Holmes crew
 

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June 11, 2010 has been set as the release date for Zac Efron's next film, The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud, according to IMDB.

( I have scoured the internet for pictures from this damn movie and I found these two (EYES) - STEP UP YOUR GAME UNIVERSAL )

Oh and Drama (from Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory) posted some more video of Zac learning to backflip on a bmx bike, press play if hearing Zac Efron swear amuses you:



Also a new article from Glamour UK:

We know that Zac Efron can sing, dance and set teenage girls' hearts alight (OK, and ours too), but can he really make it as a grown-up actor? This month, he just might.

Zac Efron, at 22, has been so dizzyingly famous for so long now, so permanently surrounded by paparazzi and screaming girls, that the sight of an empty pavement has become a thing of curious beauty to him. Today he's in Vancouver, where he's been filming on and off since last summer. "I've had total freedom here," he smiles, all teeth, flawless skin and those mythological eyebrows. "I can leave my apartment, walk around, I feel like I got my life back. I've never seen so much sidewalk before. It's beautiful!"

( Beneath his calm exterior, Zac Efron is skateboarding on the inside )

Also, if Lautner can have a movie to highlight his shirtless martial arts skills can please we be having a movie featuring Zac Efron's shirtless surfing skills?



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It's no secret that my family has always been into photo shoots, but my mom was always really big on the family holiday cards. Each year we would get everyone together and my mom always thought of the most ridiculous themes...hence the Harley Davidson one! LOL. Can you believe we did that?!?!??! I die every time I see that picture. This year we got a little lazy with our card, but hey, a lot has been going on in our family! We used a family photo from my wedding and I love seeing my hubby's face on our Christmas card this year! I also love seeing Ryan Seacrest's face on the card as well haha. I mean, I guess he is practically part of the family by now.
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